[quote=@Galvanize]
<Snipped quote by DarkwolfX37>

I am going to settle this. I am your father. Your mother is Pinkie. Erza is your aunt. And Lunar and Sreig are your uncles. If you wish to consider Sideslash as a mother, sweet, if not then that is fine as well. That is your decision. You have three siblings twins, brother and sister, and a younger brother. Your cousin is Serenity and now this girl named Eclipse. 
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What..?