[quote=@Kangaroo]
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Don't worry, we'll be sending people in to the outback to machine gun the emus. 

But on another note, we ran something very similar to this on the old guild back in 2012 or so. It ended in a world war focuses between Bulgaria and Saudi Arabia, oh the joys of roleplaying. 
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Bulgarian Saudi War.
Wat.

[quote=@Comrade Doge]
Who will post first??
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No idea, I'm not good at first posts so I hope someone else will do it soon.