[quote=Valiance]
*Everything happens as it is supposed to*Lie?! What lie?! What on Earth are you talking about?!... I need to call an ambulance!*Pulls out a cell phone*
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*It heals*
Listen, I know my boyfriend. He doesn't just collapse like that. Besides
*Glances back*
You're smart enough to know that
A) Nobody ever calls a bloody ambulance.
B) He would be dead right now.