I got a roughly 9 pound tabby runt named Macs, whom I adore even if he doesn't like me so much time to time (massive cuts on my wrists from our 'playtime')
And then a great big fat damn near 25 pound black cat called Shadow, who actually belongs to [@Sif] whom is my roommate. 
The cats are brother and sister. Id show you pictures but I cant link em from a phone.