[quote=@lavulman]
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I have been known to binge excessively on SCP (sometimes even SPC) entries, tales, and canons from time to time. It's just that I can't be asked to have read every entry and remember what number they go with. Because holy shit, there are enough of those things to make the Pokedex look like a pamphlet and I'm not very good at remembering numbers. Plus it's hard to determine the exact cutoffs for when most entries were genuinely pretty creepy and enjoyable to read, when some entries were pretty creepy and others were trying but just kind of fell flat, and when most just seem to be someone's boring fantasy idea.

But yeah, I should probably get back to that at some point.
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...holy shit, you're aware of the SCP Foundation.

Anyway, what I usually do is read random SCPs (randomiser located on the left-hand side). Sometimes I spend days just reading random articles.

Doesn't solve your problems, especially as this is actually a meme which forces people to read SCP Foundation.