[quote=@Eodwyn Aether]
[@AdamantiumWolf]


why dont you tell that damn mother IN MUTHA FUCKING LAW:

Hey look momma in law, Imma Imma let you finish in just a second. But mah house was part of a muthafucking flood muthafucker. I gotta be a muthafucking maid of muthafucking honor soon and I dont know what the hell a muthafucking maid of muthafucking honor supposed to do. I mean Firstly I aint no maid and secondly I dont have alot of them honor thing like I aint no damn knight or some thing like that muthafucka. So how about you tell me to have christmas dinner at my home again. I dare, no I DOUBLE DARE you....

TBH this looks like the best approach in kindly asking your mother in law to kindly back off and run away and never return cause aint nobody ever gon take on a double dare......muthafucka

However There is a chance she might dislike you but I like your odds. if all else fails just use force suggestion. OR force choke. Whatever you deem a worthy method..of course this is just a joke....not meant to be taken seriously...dont kill me *Runs off in the other direction*


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XD she's like 75% black women, she's slap me so hard... *cringes*