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A sentence from a toast I wrote for my class today (about anothe student who loves to use complicated words)... "I'll also requite ______ with my utmost gratitude, for his assumation of byzantine jargon for the deliberate animus of vexing his acquantaines with the desideratum of satiating his facetious, jocular sense of humor."

The class's reaction: Priceless.
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Haha, exquisite prose and verbose literary comprehension, maintaining consistency with the deleterious, yet generative vernacular of American English.