*Walks to into a cave, with nothing but the light from my helmet visor to guide me*
Well, the place certainly is hidden well enough.
*After a while, I enter a wide vestibule where a man stands unmoving in the darkness. I mutter*
Let's hope customer service is better than the atmosphere...
*Normal voice, I approach him*
Hello! I, uh, I understand you can take me to the Brink.
[url=http://i.imgur.com/hKgM0lr.jpg]?[/url]: ...
-Hello? Earth to outsider!
[url=http://i.imgur.com/hKgM0lr.jpg]?[/url]: ...
-Look, I know you need a payment of some sort, you cryptic, creepy sonofagun. I don't have time for that. I'm trying to save my father, Sven Waternaux.
[url=http://i.imgur.com/hKgM0lr.jpg]?[/url]: ... Waternaux?
-Yes! Now help me out here, Charon, and do your... You know...
*Waves my hands around and wiggles my fingers*
Hoolabooladoodoo.
[url=http://i.imgur.com/hKgM0lr.jpg]Charon[/url]: Of course. Anything for Waternaux.
*Goes over and makes foreign motions towards runes inscribed on the cave walls*
-Thank you! 
[url=http://i.imgur.com/hKgM0lr.jpg]Charon[/url]: *Finishes, and a purple and black portal opens on the back wall^
Go. And do not die. Waternaux will if you do.
-Thanks bro. Wonderful last words to hear from this end of the world before I go.
*Walks through, and the portal closes*