*taps microphone* Is this thing on? Yes? Oh, okay. *ahem*

Good day dear reader! My name is Glitch and it's been a while since I've been here. I could give you a long, run-down story about how I used to be on this forum and left it at some point during a pivotal point in my personal life, only to run back crying because my creative juices can't find a hole in this bucket it's been flooding into, but that's just the epitome of boring, innit?

SO! Short version: I'm back! In all seriousness it's been quite a while since I've written anything so I'm not entirely confident in myself at the moment, but I hope that that uncertainty will be proven sorely misplaced soon! I hope to sollicit the crucial help of one or more of you for that c:


I'm a starting Dungeon Master in a D&D campaign and as a DM should, I love to create worlds and throw challenges at characters in them! It's just so much fun to see what crazy things people can come up with when they're in a pinch. Improvising (and telling the story of) how a bunch of flying sheep wreak havoc upon a battlefield between two factions is both entertaining and challenging.

If you haven't noticed, I'm a bit of a rant :3

I'll stop here. Hello again RPG! :D