What better way to tell a long story than via greentext

>be me 2 months ago 
>live in shitty house with lots of problems
>wiring was faulty
>some wires in my room catch on fire
>itsgettinghotinhere.mp3
>shut down power to the whole house
>house gets really damp when the dehumidifier isn't on 
>decide to store my setup in my uncle's music room to protect it from being ruined

Normally I would've got it back when the electricity was sorted out, but wait, there's more

>be allergic to fleas
>one day when power is out
>house gets overrun with fleas
>fleacircus.jpg
>unable to stay at the house
>switch around a friend's, my uncle's, and my grandma's for two goddamn months
>don't check on computer because I think it's safe
>went to go get my mouse to use with my laptop because i can't play League with a trackpad
>shit's gone

I don't even know how long it's been stolen, so who knows HOW long gone it is. Oh, and my house STILL isn't flea-free, so. These past two months have been really shitty.