[i]There was a black guy urinating on a toad. It croaked angrily but didn't move, for toads can be quite stupid. It hissed as its throat puffed out, hatred burning in its eyes. The black man glared right back at it, scowling in concentration. Several dozen meters above, a black vulture circled lazily. Nearby, a shoddy sign had been staked into the ground. It said...[/i]

[b]*Ganna keel all da bandulus dat go troo 'ere. Dat mean ya self, jus' so ya know. Dere be 'ceptions for da white wimmins. I like da white wimmins.*[/b]