"Remember the Elder Scrolls? You know, those artifacts of power that transcend the aedra, the daedra, and even space and time that, if read by an untrained mind would completely drive you insane with the knowledge they contain? Do you also remember how these artifacts are guarded by the most zealous people of all of Nirn and that even the Grey Fox required multiple accomplices and years of planning to steal even one, and even then it was constantly on the verge of failure? Well forget that shit, just grab one and give it a quick skim, you'll be perfectly okay!"