[quote=@Chrononaut]
Clearly what we need is a Breton bard who does nothing but sing about high-concept lore like Chim, Dragon Break, and Pelinal Whitestrakes apparent terminator elf slaying antics, to the confusion of absolutely everyone.
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I was actually playing a Dunmer scholar who would end up like this in another TES RP, but it died.