[quote=@Scarifar]
I'd volunteer IF I WAS ABLE TO!!!!

*coughcoughsatoshicough*

Also, I'd never want to experience an earthquake. Hell, I live near a rather famous fault line.
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Look at the bright side.

If you have an earthquake, you can get The Rock to help you.

All I have is the Canucks. They're doing pretty bad right now.