6) GMs should not drink and write.

7) GMs who decide to use GMPCs should [i]probably[/i] not make them capricious loners.

8) GMs should not auto-accept characters they find to be visually attractive, because that personality section there specifically states they're capricious loners.

9) GMs should probably have a thing [i]against[/i] capricious loners. They make for non-functional parties.

10) GMs should probably proofread their posts, especially if they were drinking or high that night so as to avoid waking up the next morning with a splitting migraine to a flood of messages asking why a fairy and a unicorn suddenly appeared in the grimdark universe he made for his capricious loner...

11) [b]*Bonus*[/b] People who play as capricious loners exclusively should not be GMs. Double if they immediately find the nearest romantic interest [i]and smother it with angst[/i].