[color=9e0039][h2]Arnor Kalthun[/h2][/color]

The beast awoke from its long slumber and looked to the stars. They were dark, brown, and dir-wait, dirt? Fuck.

Some frantic scrambling later, the beast emerged from the ground and looked to the stars. The stars told the beast that it had been several millennia since it had last walked the Earth, and it was looking forward to seeing how much progress its people had made in that time. It looked around, and saw a truly massive city about it, standing tall between the glorious towers of the mushroom forest. It had only grown more beautiful since he last saw it, but something was amiss. Nobody was there. Worried, the beast squirmed and slid itself over the buildings of the city to where he remembered his Temple to have been, being careful to not crush any of them, and peered in with his many eyes, hoping to find a remnant of his followers.

Inside the main entrance of the temple was a sign. "Museum closed for renovations."
The outside of the temple was covered in markings in many colors that he didn't remember from his last visit, and upon closer inspection, he discovered them to be writings, splashed across the surface in faded paints that had, surely, been very bright once.

[color=f9ad81]UP YOURS, BUDDY[/color]
[color=f7976a]MIDNIGHT BEHIND THE VIGIL STREET FORUM TO HAVE A [/color][color=ed1c24]G[/color][color=f7941d]O[/color][color=fff200]O[/color][color=39b54a]D[/color] [color=00a99d]T[/color][color=0054a6]I[/color][color=92278f]M[/color][color=ed145b]E[/color]
[color=f6989d]MILLY THE BARMAID IS GOOD IN BED[/color]
[color=8882be]I MADE BREAD TODAY[/color]
[color=82ca9d]VORBUS LUVS MORIAN[/color]

So many loving messages from his faithful citizens. Perhaps they had moved on to a new home? The beast made its way over and out of the city upon its many tentacles in search of new followers, and a short while later, it came across a very unusual group of travelers. It announced its presence, ignorant of whatever they were doing, a colorful glow eerily emanating from its entire body with each syllable.

[color=9e0039]"BOW TO ME, MORTALS, FOR I AM YOUR GOD NOW."[/color]