[quote=@TheEvanCat]
MFW I'm going back to military prison tomorrow. Is it too late to defect and join the Foreign Legion?
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I'm sure you won't be able to step back into American anymore after, but once you fight and bleed for France does it matter?

I hear European internet is better anyways and with a European passport you could take a road-trip clear to Riga from France without having to flash ID. Unless you got to go anywhere by boat or airplane.