[@Athinar] Soooo....my guarantee kind of didn't go as well as planned, I was a few days off from my word.  

IN MY DEFENSE....

The post turned out a lot longer and a lot more interesting than I expected it to be.  Hopefully it's an appreciated 'real talk' between the two.

Y'know, until the inevitable other team comes for the snarky merc. *Leers at the party talking about him.*