OH! WELL IMAGINE! 
AS I'M PACING THE PEWS IN A CHURCH CORRIDOR!
I CAN'T HELP BUT TO HEAR! I CAN'T HELP BUT TO HEAR AN EXCHANGING OF WORDS!
"WHAT A BEAUTIFUL WEDDING!"
WHAT A BEAUTIFUL WEDDING SAYS THE BRIDESMAID TO THE WAITER!
"YES BUT WHAT A SHAME!"
WHAT A SHAME THE POOR GROOM'S BRIDE IS A W****E!
*pauses long and dramatically*

I CHIMED IN "HAVEN'T YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF SHUTTING THE GODD***N DOOR?!"
NOOOOO!
IT'S BETTER TO HANDLE THESE KIND OF THINGS!
WITH A SENSE OF POISE AND RATIONALITY!

(Got bored XD)

([@PerseusArchean] eeeeh not really... Sorry meng)