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[@Damo021] Miranda is gonna be "Weather Girl." 
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And now to Our local meteorologist, Miranda for the weather.

Thanks Tom, well there is supposed to be a massive cold front coming down from the north reaching record lows and six inches of snow this week... But who has time for that? Instead it will be a softer rain lasting from 10 to 4 for the next week instead giving people plenty of time to get to and from work without interruption then again from midnight to four AM to round it off during non-peak hours...Tom?

..umm... and now to Judy for sports.