[quote=@Zeal]
<Snipped quote by Heroic>

That is true.
*walks over to a wall and stabs a double bladed spear in between two walls*
Here. 
[/quote]

Be right back.
*Leaves, and comes back with two large, weighted balls on chains. I tie one to each of my ankles before grabbing the spear and starting on the pull ups, looking like I'm not putting in any effort at all*