[quote=@Joshua Tamashii]
[i]dangles a feather in front of Kitty to distract them from destroying Quidditch[/i]
[/quote]

Your feeble attempts will not...*bats at feather*...they won't work at...*Another bat*...they aren't going to keep me from my...*Butt wiggle*...from my, um. Where was I? Oh right. *Pounce*