[quote=@Carantathraiel]
[@Kefka Palazzo] I didn't say you weren't an asshole, did I? 
I know you're one. But you're like my husband. Asshole to the point of blunt honesty and good conversation. 
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No, you've never called me one before, at least, not in a serious manner.  I do believe that at one point you referred to me as one, but in the since that it was one of my better qualities.  Like a compliment, which is how I chose to receive it.