You don't want to know how long it took me to write that. I must have started over about five times. Urgh. Gave up in the end, so you'll have to make do with the dribble provided. 

You guys ever get that problem? Like your brain wont let you write a cohesive bloody paragraph. One second you're on track, the next second you've flipped off on a tangent and the whole thing falls through. Might be because I had an afternoon nap after work, I do feel a little groggy.

Anyway, adventuring! Wooohooooo! With a small chance of racial violence along the way.