So I was going to post on the 6th but the green weenie struck and killed the Internet for a day or three. I had to resort to jacking it in the shower with imagination and I accomplished no homework. I also wrestled no less than two people in the barracks. Lana Del Rey is the only artist that Spotify managed to download to my phone so I've been listening to Summertime Sadness on repeat for over 96 hours now.