[quote=@souleaterfan320]
<Snipped quote by Etcetera>

Seriously, what would it take for me to prove to you that I am NOT a FREAKING VAMPIRE!?!?!?!?

*captures the reflected blasts within my sword, then dashes forward, piercing tour abdomen with my sword, as the energy within it explodes within you*
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*Hits you with my whip, a crystal on the end, which forces it all back into you*
I am the protector of man! No monster may triumph!