Well, if your version of "hip dude" includes a combination of this, (assuming you can see those pictures that I'm certain I didn't post right)
[img]https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=images&cd=&ved=&url=http%3A%2F%2Flhunuial.tumblr.com%2Fpost%2F60540211186%2Fmoodybloom-because-this-blog-needs-more-nico&psig=AFQjCNE_3D4-J-JTDuX5j2IUKrxOlzZQHw&ust=1452409964033189[/img]
this,
[img]https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=images&cd=&ved=0ahUKEwi3iMGOmZzKAhUMwGMKHRPcCr4QjRwIBw&url=http%3A%2F%2Fde.durarara.wikia.com%2Fwiki%2FShizuo_Heiwajima&bvm=bv.111396085,d.cGc&psig=AFQjCNFmNXiKVCs-EX5fDJigjHujkkM6PQ&ust=1452410550689026[/img]
and these guys, 
[img]https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=images&cd=&ved=0ahUKEwj23MvhmZzKAhVX9WMKHV-aBdIQjRwIBw&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3D33jbM0GDcpM&bvm=bv.111396085,d.cGc&psig=AFQjCNFTX9TdctBZI_DrP1jZynf05thU1A&ust=1452410637461537[/img]
then yeah, I would say that is a fair description. 

As for the real-time chatroom idea...I'm not sure. As I said, he is a bit less of the writer required for most roleplay, which is why he settles for a lot of talk but little actual roleplay. Though again, if he did his actions through me, then the biggest problem would be the time, making sure we are both available at the same time...plus you.
Though that said, I also originate from primarily game-based RP...still do...am doing at the moment...with forum RP added. My old haunt is the best medieval Minecraft RP server in existance, (Massivecraft) with a very large amount of both high RP talent, and critique for getting better. I also am quite active in RPing in SWTOR, and have done a few good RPs in Starcraft 2, and even Halo Combat Evolved a few times. Which is to say, I would be more than willing to RP with you via chatroom, or in any one of those games at any time available to the both of us.

And you never answered my question...what about a Red vs Blue styled fight?
[url]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dp2REMpi6k[/url]