[quote=@souleaterfan320]
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*grabs the hand holding the chalice, and removes it from the sword, as I look at it*

Huh... 

*touches it*

.. See? Wouldn't a real vampire have burned from touching that?
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*Your hand is immediately converted into bronze*
Be slain!
*Gets up and whips you*