[center][h1]Adventure! Adventure?[/h1]
Hosted By: [i]Zurnt[/i][/center]

[hr][h2]Rules:[/h2]
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> Read the little story bits. 
> After each story bit, a list of options will be presented. 
> Vote FOR one of the options by posting it in [color=limegreen][b][Lime Green][/b][/color]
> Vote AGAINST one of the options by posting it in [color=red][b][Red][/b][/color] 
> You may only vote for/against one option once per post.
> You do not have to vote for the same option every time.
> The vote does not have to be the only thing you post, feel free to Spam as usual.
> The option with the most votes FOR will be narrated when I get around to it, and the story will continue.
> In the event of a tie, the option with the fewest votes AGAINST will be chosen.
> In the event it is still a tie, the option that was posted first will be chosen.
> I would normally add pictures to go along with this, but my pen is broke, so no art for you.[/indent] 
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[indent][b]Zurnt:[/b] [i]First, a quick tutorial on the color-coding of this story. Several options in the game are context sensitive, and the [b][Things][/b] with which you can interact are denoted by the pair of brackets: [b][...][/b] and corresponding color.[/i] 

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> Things that appear in [color=lightblue][b][Blue][/b][/color] only work with Inspect.
> Things that appear in [color=orange][b][Orange][/b][/color] work with Inspect and Pocket.
> Things that appear in [color=yellow][b][Yellow][/b][/color] work with Inspect and Talk. 
> Things that appear in [color=green][b][Green][/b][/color] work with Inspect and Go.
> Things that appear in [color=violet][b][Purple][/b][/color] work with All Options. 

[b]NOTE:[/b] [i]All[/i] Options can be used with [i]All[/i] Things, but if you vote for something that doesn't [b]work[/b], you'll [b][i]usually[/i][/b] just get a nonsense reply. 

Specify an option and thing in the following format to have it count towards the vote.

FOR: [color=limegreen]Inspect > Soil[/color]
AGAINST: [color=red]Inspect > Soil[/color]

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[indent][h3]Part 001[/h3] 
[color=lightblue][b][You][/b][/color] awaken in a [color=green][b][Hole][/b][/color] deep beneath the [color=lightblue][b][Surface][/b][/color]. The [color=orange][b][Soil][/b][/color] is moist and compact, oozing a beautiful, terrible array of sights and [color=lightblue][b][Smells][/b][/color]. [color=orange][b][Bits of Worms][/b][/color] wriggle on the floor as if they had been cut in half, and the tails of tiny burrowing [color=violet][b][Rodents][/b][/color] peek at you from the threshold of various small [color=green][b][Tunnels][/b][/color]. After a moment, they scamper off into the [color=lightblue][b][Darkness][/b][/color] with a flurry of little squeaks. A [color=lightblue][b][Soft Light][/b][/color] illuminates the confines of the hole and fills you with a warm sense of composure and dignity. It makes everything feel alright. Even taking into account the fact that you're in a dank pit somewhere, you seem to be doing alright for yourself.

Though... you're not sure exactly how it is that you came to be here.

Just a short while ago, you were in your usual spot: sitting at your prized [color=lightblue][b][Desk][/b][/color] and playing an [color=lightblue][b][Online Video Game][/b][/color] with your arch-rival and resident scrub, [color=lightblue][b][CrybabyBanana413][/b][/color]. You can't stand that girl... She's one of [i]those[/i] kinds of people... a roleplayer. You're definitely no good with that sort of person. You became so fed up with her happy-go-lucky bullshit that you lost all composure and refused to lose at any cost! Let's see... After that there was a [color=lightblue][b][Loud Beeping][/b][/color] that filled your [color=lightblue][b][Apartment][/b][/color] and a sudden surge of heat licking at your heels and neck. A cloud of [color=lightblue][b][Noxious Smoke][/b][/color] descended upon your furiously gaming form and burnt your eyes front to back, as if someone had forcefully shoved your head into a barbecue grill full of smoldering coals. 

Ah... then you suffocated and passed out. The last thing you remember are the words [b]"Invader Repelled!"[/b] flashing on your monitor with an accompanying victory jingle. Good for you, you won! Just not at life, it seems.

[indent][u][b]Options[/b][/u]
> Attack
> Go
> Inspect
> Pocket
> Talk 
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