[quote=@Disdain] What? The joke works perfectly, doesn't it? Isn't the point that the cannibal isn't a human? [/quote] No. The joke is that human isn't served there both as a patron or as a food item. If the cannibal isn't a human, like is implied to not be the case by specifying "a human and a," then it doesn't work. [quote=@Inimical] The cannibal could be a vampire, which is technically still human, so eat it... The human, I mean. Eat the human. [/quote] Incorrect. Vampire cannibalism is feeding from other vampires, not regular humans.