[@Phoenix] Well, to be quite honest, I find that if you are wearing something a little tight fitting (I'm experiencing this because I've put on a few pounds, sadly), it can be VERY uncomfortable if the boys down low are in the "wrong" position. Generally, I am comfortable with them one way--any other I notice. And noticing bothers me. It's even worse when you are in public and it's like "OMFG I GOTTA GET THIS TAKEN CARE OF."

That said tucking...just sounds horribly uncomfortable. That would feel too much like mashing them to me D: