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Also, by the Linton Worm's scaly arse, I'm really sorry to hear it! I wish you all the best, friendo. Is this anything to do with your general heath and the ridiculous lengths of time you've been working?
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It's Bowel Wars Episode VII: The Crohns Strikes Back. Basically, it's been unmonitored for way too long and I'm pretty sure work's lovely schedule of body murder played a part in obstructing the shit out of my organs and giving me all sorts of goodies coming down the IV.

In other news, guess who posted? This guy!