In a very very, very... Shady, dark forest where the sun didn't shine. There in a bright pink sparkly candy cabin sat a very Dark Vampiric slime. He was cursing so loud that frogs were leaping out the windows, and as he starred at the wall he were even more pissed off. [color=gray]"Curse you patch 2.5!!!!!! Why am I to spawn in this stupid looking capin!!!!!!  And why every day of the year????.... I LIKED Hibernating and silentlt cursing every cursing hero from my peaceful 365 days to spawn timer." [/color] he shouted at the walls.

[color=gray]"I shall have my Revange!.... KILL SLAUGHTER, MURDER!!!! Eat and devour. Every last one of them"[/color] he shouted until he had to stop to pant heavily. But for those not understandin slimish, he probably sounded like he cackled gibberish.