So are any of Kenji's crazy conspiracy theories anywhere close to the mark?

Who wants to bet we end up having to kill this Absolute thing in a rage-against-the-heavens scenario that causes this bleak, dreary, ultimate dark fantasy setting to suddenly loop around and become a hotblooded story of survival against all odds in order to bring a ray of hope back to a broken world?

Maybe I should have had Kenji use a drill instead...