[@BlackPanther] Of course, you know she'll try and kill him with her non-existent weapons first, right? Once she realizes she doesn't have them anymore, and calms down a bit, she might start seeing him as cute...in a strange overgrown lizard kind of way.

[color=lightgreen]Never! I'll turn that lizard into a new pair of boots![/color]

No you won't, I know how much you think lizards are adorable.

[color=lightgreen]I-I do not! Th-They're disgusting things![/color]

Right...who created you and knows your personality as well as likes and dislikes?

[color=lightgreen]...Bastard...[/color]

*chalks up another win*