Our wisdom flows so sweet. Taste and see.

TRANSMIT - initiate endless signal - RECEIVE - initiate relentless protocol - DRAG YOU BY YOUR MUSTACHE - in a world filled with genetically engineered assault turtles with acid breath... - PEACHY KEEN - damn, we're in a tight spot - HOLD ON, MY BROTHER - till gray seeps from the walls to hair, to soul - WITNESS - ceewrites

Welcome. 9+ years is...moderately considerable. You seem interesting, at least. But you still remain somewhat of an enigma.