[quote=@Burthstone]
[@Lugubrious] Is the guard that got turned into a cupcake going to stay a cupcake forever, or will he revert after a time?

*is finally going to work on a post.*
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Cupcake?  I thought I said 'centipede'.  Cupcakes ain't arthropods.  Anyway, he'll stay transformed until hit with an anticurse.