Sans
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I walked in with Skylar to see the source of the cackling torturing a poor froggit. I looked at the beast and was about to say something when Skylar piped up, and got sunk to her ankles for it. Needless to say, I already felt unsatisfied with this creature, and I stood, looking at the creature. "You'd better let her go, unless you want to suffer the wrath of..." I said, looking dead on, and thinking of how the others might react if I went full-out. "My jokes!" I finished, reaching into my jacket and pulling out a book of jokes, opening it and tossing it aside after pulling out a book on quantum physics, and then pulling a joke book out of that, and so on and so forth, until there was a considerable amount of hollow joke and quantum physics book spines at my side. I cracked open the book, and coughed, before finally deciding nothing in there was correct for the situation.

Alphys
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Alphys almost fell down when the earthquake happened, but was able to regain her balance. "Woah! I-I'd say that tremor definitely ranked a 4.3 on the Richter scale!" Alphys said, looking in the direction the king pointed his trident. She kind of shuddered at the thought of something specifically causing an earthquake that wasn't converging plates and subduction, and said "Y-yknow guys, this is a pretty big mountain range, I'm sure w-we're close to a plate boundary, so it probably just was... an... a normal earthquake."