[quote=@FateWeaver]
[color=silver]"As for your proverbial carrot, I admit that I have failed to explain to you the benefits a mortal can find in our humble home. Many human men have literally died from the pleasure of enjoying the company of female Fae. [color=silver]
[@Natsu]
[/quote]
HE IS LITERALLY 13.
(I'm dying over here.)