[center][img]http://i.imgur.com/XrYa8Ud.png[/img] [b][color=f26522][h2]Yakoul Kakariko[/h2] The Confederation's General of Armed Forces[/color] Sunagakure - Dropping off some Tard[/b] [@GrafRoy Zeppeli][@KenyeIsMyLife][@j8cob][/center] [hr] The first to arrive was to be expected, the ever so loyal Tanji would discover firsthand the luxuries of working beside the maddened general. His reaction to the well built interior of the fancy vehicle pleased Yakoul more than anything. It not only had a zealot, but it could also quench any thirst for comfort it could demand. Hopefully most of its men could be, more or less, bought from the potential of having them indoctrinated in the Red Sage agenda. It didn't take long for the 11th Corp agent to notice the refined drinks available within the customized bar for the most exclusive of the Armed Forces. "[color=f26522]Huh, this? I dunno. I think Ryuu has a few of those shits in the Ame cellar. I just know that they taste fan-fucking-tastic.[/color]" Evidently the general has absolutely no care for the value of said bottles nor what they represented. It just liked the taste, and the fact that it bathed in endless riches because of its position made it lose touch with the various values of goods in the current Hamajo. It didn't help that such concepts were somewhat irrelevant to it in its past life. It would simply toss the bottle as if it were some cheap toy right at Tanji, expecting him to catch it as he was indeed getting one of the most valuable waters of life in the continent. "[color=f26522]Merry fucking Sage day.[/color]" Yakoul felt like it did its good deed for the day, giving a probably dangerous killer some free rich people wine was definitely the best thing it could have done for society. Then the question of where it came from and what it [i]was[/i] appeared. It was to be expected but its animal ears twitched at the questions. It didn't seem bothered, but give a somewhat confused look at Tanji, even if it fully understood why such things were asked. It simply wanted to stress te guy out a bit, because why not? "[color=f26522]Funny you ask that, because I come from the same shithole of a country as you, Tonjo. I think. That piss poor grassy place with that famous, stupid bridge. As for what the fuck I am, heh, I'll let you make a up a theory. Guess correctly, and I won't smack you to the concrete at the fucking spa. Deal? Deal.[/color]" Tanji surely got himself in a corner there, no he had no choice but to answer his own question. Luckily he'd have the whole trop to figure that out, though the upcoming distractions could very well make the task hard. Speaking of which. "[color=f26522]Hey, don't worry, everyone will get the tai- What the fuck?[/color]" Cut off by the unexpected surprise, Yakoul was completely caught off guard with Mirai of all people stepping in the limousine without even being solicited in any way, shape or form. Surprised, it didn't really have anything to say to her when she'd set herself in, all she'd notice was the general staring awkwardly at her before pulling out its phone. It dialed a specific number as it zoned everyone in the vehicle out. Taking in a deep breath as the phone rang, once answered, it exploded. "[color=f26522]Fucking dog weed shit fuck ass splooging cum guzzling dick fuck anal grinding buttplug fanatic donkey dicking fucktard. The fuck did you do order some other kid, like holy fuck, I have you a list with motherfucking two names ... No screw you Mado, I don't give a single fuck about your goddamn stress about some retarded divorce ... No shut the fuck up I'm the boss. You've done it now dick head I ... Oh.[/color]" For some reason it cooled down in the middle of its fury and listened closely with flabbergasted expression before giggling. Lowering its phone to block off the mic, it'd whisper to the group which had Kanata enter by then while snickering. "[color=f26522]Pfff haha, he's crying.[/color]" Taking the phone back against its ear, the general sighed and replied with an amused smile. "[color=f26522]Yeah yeah, okay, it's okay Mado. Just go get fucking drunk or whatever. Hugs 'n' fuckin' kisses. *click* Oh God, okay. That sucked ass. Guess we're dropping you off. At least you'll keep Tsundere-princess here occupied.[/color]" With one click ending the call, Yakoul lowered the tension by being somewhat normal this time around. It made a quick text message to the driver, indicating a new route to take which would make them enter the capital in order to drop off Mirai. "[color=f26522]Alright lil' sluts, we're dropping robocop here to Ame in a few hours and then we're going to enjoy a nice spa. Sounds good, right?[/color]" With that, the limousine departed and immediately took the highway system established since the boom of technology about a century ago, many years after the Orange Hokage brought 'peace' to the land. They were off for at least six hours of road. [hr] About mid way, they'd arrive at Ame, a pretty quick trip considering the distance, but traffic was often dodged when official governmental forces were engaging the roads. It was obviously pouring in the village, but there were a lot of protected streets and roads that made it viable for anyone to go out without being properly dressed. Especially near the center. The futuristic town would be quite mesmerizing, especially when the old aesthetics of Amegakure were integrated in the neon colors of the various shops. During the whole trip, Yakoul would continuously tell various anecdotal and crude stories about things it lived in Kusagakure while making a bunch of jokes about Tanji's mother. Notably one where there was a possibly that Yakoul could be his father. "[color=f26522]Welp, here we are dipshits, and about time. End of the road for you, buddy. Everyone say bye![/color]" All of a sudden, Yakoul was grasping on a lever no one had seen until now right next to its seat. The window on the limo's hood would open, exposing the girl to the rain before the feline pulled the switch. In an almost cartoonish way, the seat Mirai would be sitting on ejected with a rocket propeller right under it. She was sent flying and would land a couple of blocks away, closer to the outpost. "[color=f26522]Later Nerd![/color]" Yakoul saluted the girl before the limousine would continue its way toward Iwagakure so they could reach the Gozoboro Spa on time, maybe with even some time to spare for the sauna. [hr] At the time they arrived, it was evening, already quite dark in this part of the world, by they were indeed parked right before the spa on top of a small mountain surrounded by many others. The trip was quite bumpy, but the view was magnificent. The spa itself looked like a typical Japanese resort with many little suits and the hot springs at the back quite visible. Too bad they had to go full on bad cop on this whole place soon, and the feline felt especially bad for this. After all, it was its favorite resort. Stepping out of the vehicle, the general stretched itself with a bottle of champagne in its hand. They were standing on the concrete pavement styled with all twelve Chinese animal symbols. Right now they stood on the Dragon and as they would advance they'd discover the beauty of such fine details. But, if Tanji were to recall its previous words, this pavement was going to be his best friend if he were to guess wrong. "[color=f26522]Welcome to paradise. Ain't this just the type of place you'd see in a wet dream? I mean, I'm already horny as shit by looking at this place. Speaking of cocks and pussies, now is about time you have me an answer, Tinji.[/color]" Grinning at the loyal soldier, Yakoul slowly marched forward while gesturing the two to follow it. Hand now behind its back, it patiently awaited the opportunity to smack Tanji to the flawless floor. In the meantime, two women dressed in Kimono emerged from the entrance and bowed to the group as they approached, maintaining the position until they'd arrive.