[quote=thewizardguy]
As the child grows heavier, she simply disappears, reappearing in a cage hanging from the top of the wall. "Do not use magic to take the child from me, elf, unless you wish to start a fight. Using magic near me can easily be seen as attack, and none would question it if I killed you in self defense. This is a plain threat, my friend. Do not attempt to abuse your powers so again." Jake sighed, as his anger abated slightly. "I will send the child to a good orphanage of course. But I will not entrust it to an elf who mere moments ago attempted to kidnap her. Unless you can provide proof of your valiant intentions, I am afraid I must leave you out of this affair."
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Burt smiles. 
"I have been going around for 250 years doing good, healing the sick and disabled to prime health. I am a traveling healer, and so far I have been looking for someone to continue on this trend after I am gone...because no one lives for ever. I simply wanted to make sure she ended up at a safe pla-" He starts to say before he rapidly puts a large mug into his nose and fire it out at high speeds, it shattering on something right behind Jake. A loud thud can be heard behind him a second afterwards.
"Nasal cannon...never fails or misses." He says with a grin.