[@Lady Amalthea]

Friends?! They are pirates of the worst kind! They ride their so called "friendships" and sale the seas of www.facebook.com to recruit more friends to their army! They seem to lurk in the corners of our realm and our creator Mahz has doomed us with this so called "Add a Friend" button! Flee! Hide from the "friendships", they will hunt you down and kill yo- *muffled cry before the sound of a cannon shot is heard*