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I have Crohns disease and it decided that after taking a few years off of making my life a living hell it wanted to put me back in hospital. Basically, my guts have a crazy amount of infection going on and abscesses out the wazoo that's led to complications that will mean me going in for surgery in 2-3 months to have parts of my intestine removed before it spreads and destroys the healthy tissues. I feel pretty good right now, so the treatments seem to be holding (I'm even typing this not hooked up to an IV! How magical is that?), and I hope to be discharged over the next few days. I miss my dog, I gotta say. 

But yeah, long story short, guts started hurting a lot, I lost 30 pounds in 2 months, I couldn't really eat, and work was murdering me with a shift that effectively made me work 60 out of 70 days. It decidedly sucked.
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You already know how I feel about these things, but that sounds mad stupid, yo. I'm glad that you're feeling okay now, though! Maybe one of these days when you get released from whatever 5-star resort of a hospital you're at with a nice view, we can continue our feud in Heroes of Stalingrad/Rising Storm, mein Freund/Filthy Gaijin?