[quote=supertinyking]
"Man you are dense." He says, holding out the glass he had spit the concentrated alcohol into pointing to it. "I am sober as can be. Also I have been followed by assassins for healing some of the wrong people....I mean evil men hate people who give hope am I right? Also I am finding your constant disbelieving." He growls. "Angering....." He mutters. He pulls out a small cube and pulls over several papers, certificates from university of medicine.
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"I am sceptical, beacause your story is so disbelieving. You fly in through the window, annoy the people in the bar, and claim a baby, and you wish me to believe you were sober the whole time? Simply the fact that you can sober yourself up with magic does not mean you are not a heavy drinker, just that you are one who can render the consequences negligible before the next morning."