Drunk Connor: "You bought her a WHAT?"

Drunk Benji: "A [i]hanging garden[/i], I don't get what the big deal is, she liked it!"

Drunk Connor: "It's a fucking cactus bro."

Drunk Benji (regretfully): "Maybe if you weren't so busy trying to stick your dick into every girl you meet you'd figure out that some of them [i]like[/i] cactuses."

Drunk Connor: "Why you-- It's [i]cacti[/i] you moron!"