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Just be glad Umbraxis isn't interested. After all, someone recently described him as "the big scary tentacle man." And anyone who has ever followed "Far East Entertainment" knows that nothing good ever comes from tentacles. 
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[b]Merlin[/b] "Oh there's something heavenly about a deep penetrating tentacle massage. Especially when they know what they're doing.. Bliss. Oh and the sex isn't bad either."

Did we really have to go there?

[b]Merlin[/b] "Tentacle beasts are gentle creatures. With a few exceptions. Not all of them are large predatory carnivores."