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[h1][color=#c5f1d0] Feliks Grezskiewicz [/color][/h1]
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"Did Edward Cullen throw up on you?” 

Feliks scowled at Eva as the girl dragged him along after Benji, [color=#c5f1d0] “Excuse you. I look awesome. Glitter is back in and I’m making it happen.” [/color]Lies and blasphemy. Glitter was a terrible idea and he was not pulling it off at all. Feliks trailed along after Eva, watching the majesty that was the reveal of Benji’s gift. 

Man, dude did good. That was a quality gift. Which, okay, so the sarcasm guidebook would probably never be read and he had totally lost the present giving contest, but whatever. Feliks and Nat weren’t even that close anyways. He could stand to lose this round of presents. Although….

 Maybe he could still save it. He did have the extra Yoga cash, he could splurge some of it, eat more Ramen, and lay off the texting…Yeah. That’d do it. He just had to slip out, grab a gift, and come back. No, that would take too much time. Maybe he could just see if the club had anything he could get as a tacked on B-day present. All right, yes. That would work. New plan go. 

Except, shit, he couldn’t find his cash. 

Stepping away from Eva and Benji Feliks began frantically attempting to locate the mula he’d just gotten a short time ago. A self-pat down turned up nothing, nor did digging through his yoga bag. Ugh, he could not lose that cash. There was no way he was going to be able to keep his cell without it. 

[color=#c5f1d0] “Hey guys, I’m gonna step out for a sec, be right back.”[/color] Brow furrowed hands clenched around the strap of his bag. Feliks exited club fully prepared to search through hell, highwater, and the apartment of the glitter traitors to get back his mula. Except, awesomeness, today was his lucky day. He spotted the cash wad a few feet away just as a portly balding dude in an unfashionable trench scooped it up. 

[color=#c5f1d0] “Oh, hey, man, that’s actually my cash, I kinda dropped it. Swear on my life, its’ one hundred and seven dollars, you can count it.” [/color]Feliks grinned, crouching a little to try and seem less threatening. 

The guy stared at him for a few seconds, [color=#ffba00] “This...is yours?” [/color]

Feliks nodded rapidly, [color=#c5f1d0] “Ch’up. Mine. Yoga money, kinda sweaty you probs don’t want it anyways.”[/color] Except, wait; the unfashionable trench, and the smell… dude was homeless. Feliks could take the money, but then he’d be a total asshat. Besides, he hadn’t even planned on having it, t’was bonus cash not essential cash. [color=#c5f1d0] “It’s chill man, you can keep it. You need it more, being homeless and whatnot. I’m Feliks by the way.”[/color]  The guy gave him a weird look. It was probably the glitter. 

[color=#ffba00] “Bob.”[/color]

[color=#c5f1d0] “Well Bob, what do you say to coming inside?” [/color]Bob nodded hesitantly. [color=#c5f1d0] “Awesome, throw this on.”[/color] Feliks shoved his jacket and a black tee into Bobs hands, pulling him along back towards the club once the dude had reluctantly complied. When they got to the door the bouncer stopped them with a raised eyebrow and a quick inclination of the head towards Bob. Feliks waved it aside. 

[color=#c5f1d0] “It’s chill dude, he’s my boyfriend. Just had a bit of a rough day.” [/color]The bouncer raised his eyebrows further. 
[color=#c5f1d0] “Dude relax,”[/color] Feliks pulled Bob in for a kiss. Leaving him even more wide eyed and silent than before, [color=#c5f1d0]”See it’s chill.” [/color]Looking like he was about to crack up the guy waved Feliks inside. 

Which was a total shit show. 
Holy mother of god what happened, and HOW HAD HE MISSED IT?!
Abandoning the befuddled, and slightly traumatized, Bob at the doorway Feliks sauntered further into the room over to where Connor was. 

As he leaned into his side he threw an arm around his shoulders and surveyed the room with a grin, [color=#c5f1d0] “Dude. I was gone for legit ten minutes. I also kissed a homeless man, but that’s a bit of a non sequitur. What happened here?”[/color]