[quote=@pockets]
<Snipped quote by Haeo>

Blaspheme! Lies and deception! They will love and adore me for keeping them safe and hidden from the world for decades! 

[/quote]

Well, I guess there's a discount on wall padding and those funny jackets right now.  Gotta get the sale price, right?  I just hope there's a discount on traction gear for when my kids are through with me.