[quote=@Leidenschaft]
Don't give Gcold any ideas. He already made a fucking 360 noscope joke.

YOU'RE RUINING MY IMMERSION

I can't even play Skyrim anymore, this is all I have, you hear me?

Also, everyone knows Boethia a best. Eats elvish god-heroes, shits them out and then big, green fuccbois actually worship living shit.

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The gods mock me by making my face only play at growing a beard. It grows in the shape of one, but is too sparse. It's like the ghost of a beard on my face, wtf bruh smh tbh fam #YEET
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That was the greatest description of orc religious practices I have ever read.

I could grow an excellent goatee I'm sure, but side burns are out of the question, largely because one side is thicker than the other for some fucked up reason.

Maybe I should go contract Vikingism on a trip to Sweden or something.

[quote=@gcold]
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My Manchurian ancestors didn't even give me a Fu Manchu, wtf...

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Oh lordy, how are you supposed to be all wise without one?!