[quote=@gcold]
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My Manchurian ancestors didn't even give me a Fu Manchu, wtf...

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Srs, I mean, look at this guy-

[img]https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Xpg_0RO-djM/UoOL1VFKhwI/AAAAAAAADf0/A8uyhYbYEuc/s1600/Toshiro-Mifune-008.jpg[/img]

Toshiro Mifune had a glorious Nippon rug of beard along his face and all I get is glorified stubble.

[quote=@Dervish]
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That was the greatest description of orc religious practices I have ever read.

I could grow an excellent goatee I'm sure, but side burns are out of the question, largely because one side is thicker than the other for some fucked up reason.

Maybe I should go contract Vikingism on a trip to Sweden or something.[/quote]

Just go and get bit by a bear. You know what kind of bear.